ejacutastic:

frostedbeanqueen:

christmasblogger:

challenge: name an object no human has attempted to use sexually

ur penis

orelpuppington:

for 12.99 i could give my idiot money to this company and they will send me a gigantic fucking gummy cola bottle to stuff in my dumb stupid mouth and the worst part is that i’m actually considering it

canderemy:

excuse you

so i accomplished nothing today and i only feel a little bad about it

i had gym class but then i just played card games and got my legs drawn on

i intercepted my report card before my mom saw it :’,’,’,’)

stupidwaywardson:

snailmensch:

i hate my friends

hi

(╯◡︵◡)╯︵ ┻━┻

i hate my friends

that sounds like i really dislike social distortion. i don.t theyre p cool. just out of All the bands

the only band shirt i actually own

thedivasdouble:

I’m Shithead

foodtrucker:

dajeve:

foodtrucker:

turning up to a corporate job interview with a hawaiian shirt and some confidence

You think a big boy like me is scared of a little child like you? Give me a break. Why don’t you go drink some juice and play with your choo choo trains and let us adults do the big boy talk.

You’re a joke

what

tuhrishhhh:

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