May 2013
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foodtrucker: dajeve: foodtrucker: turning up to a corporate job interview with a hawaiian shirt and some confidence You think a big boy like me is scared of a little child like you? Give me a break. Why don’t you go drink some juice and play with your choo choo trains and let us adults do the big boy talk. You’re a joke what
May 22nd
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ITS OBVIOUS THE GOVT FAKED THE MOON LANDING, WHERE...
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varldslighet: bettyrizz: good reasons to criticize taylor swift: slut shaming lyrics queerphobic lyrics shaming females who drink alcohol other anti-feminist behavior bad reasons to criticize taylor swift: dating your favorite celeb falling in and out of relationships frequently
May 22nd
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chekhov: In health class we were given sheets of paper and told to write a message we would want someone of the opposite sex to know She read some examples The girls were like: “Hey can you please not treat me like shit” The boys were like: “Spray tans look ugly I hate when girls wear too much makeup and don’t lead me on.”
May 22nd
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shikajika: scene: tumblr comedy club (man walks on stage) [cough] (wipes sweat off forehead) N.. uh..  [coughs again] Neon Genesis Dorito [applause]
May 22nd
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himapapaftw: i hate to be That Asshole but i find it so fucking funny when people say that someone did a “complete 360” to say that theyve changed and usually i dont say anything but in my head ill be like “oh my god”
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themightymoustacheofwatson: iamonlydorb: sucysucyfivedolla: the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg oh no I’m not falling for this one again again
May 22nd
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psilentasincjelli: If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
May 22nd
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rorpie: bloomingrosesandbrokenglass: simon-the-jewish-vampire: rorpie: sapphirewitch: rorpie: why i hate this website I think you mean why I love this website Because this is fuckibg epic stop Stop what Being awesome? Obviously, that mean comment was made by a hipster blog. They’re jealous of our fandom army. oh my fucking god
May 21st
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brandisbigbootybitches: im gonna make a movie that’s titled “WILL SOMETHING SCARY HAPPEN?” and it will feature an hour and a half of someone walking around their house in the dark doing various things that COULD be the prelude to something scary but nothing actually scary will happen until after the credits when spooky scary skeletons will play
May 21st
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mrcraabs: swag can not be created or destroyed, only transferred from one form to another
May 21st
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May 21st
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i think i’ve built a tolerance to my asthma meds is that even a possible thing to do i’m so mad
May 21st
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Septic shock can affect any part of the body, including the heart, brain, kidneys, liver, and intestines. Symptoms may include: Cool, pale extremities High or very low temperature, chills Lightheadedness Low blood pressure, especially when standing Low or absent urine output Palpitations Rapid heart rate Restlessness, agitation, lethargy, or confusion Shortness of breath Skin rash or...
May 21st
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doctorheavenharkness: n0kil7ing: sevenseasaurus: Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon? Egberts? Pizza? John Green? A vegan? The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise. fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers.  and the vegan wins
May 21st
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school today? hm. let me prese nt this rebuttal i’m ridiculously stressed by things that i can do nothing about and i’m running on next to no sleep which means i AM going to start crying in class and can that. not happen please
May 21st
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pizzaenthusiast: say what you want about her music, but nicki minaj is a strong figure in the terms of feminism and turning the sexualization of the music around. she’s caused a heck of a lot of titter for rapping and singing about things that if she were a male would be perfectly normal and acceptable. please think about this before you openly decide to slash her or her music
May 21st
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