•fifteen/f/♓/california/foodsexual• •sometimes nsfw• •personal|animus|homestuck|misc• •about•ask•buds•me•faves• ✰✰sidebar image from surreality✰✰ ♡rose to my dave♡Tumblr (3.0; @snailmensch)http://snailmensch.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw0xg4WtVH1r4hnkso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://renaris.tumblr.com/post/14052004716/boys-sure-do-love-their-ablutions">renaris</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>…boys sure do love their ablutions</p> </blockquote>http://snailmensch.tumblr.com/post/51339553902http://snailmensch.tumblr.com/post/51339553902Sat, 25 May 2013 16:32:05 -0700homestuck<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcf49uU0511qbr969o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://snailmensch.tumblr.com/post/51339304337http://snailmensch.tumblr.com/post/51339304337Sat, 25 May 2013 16:28:12 -0700<p>i&#8217;m 100% exactly aware of  how i present and it&#8217;s painful</p>http://snailmensch.tumblr.com/post/51336701761http://snailmensch.tumblr.com/post/51336701761Sat, 25 May 2013 15:47:29 -0700unabashed vocalating<p>i was with some friends and a guy last night and we were loitering in a park after curfew whilst he made a pipe out of a pen cap it was all very Teen Movie</p>http://snailmensch.tumblr.com/post/51336110385http://snailmensch.tumblr.com/post/51336110385Sat, 25 May 2013 15:38:28 -0700unabashed vocalatingdrugs t/<p>thanks for reblogging that one oh school friends of mine</p>http://snailmensch.tumblr.com/post/51335286269http://snailmensch.tumblr.com/post/51335286269Sat, 25 May 2013 15:26:17 -0700whyunabashed vocalating<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/C2xgwITG1mo?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://slimmeroo.tumblr.com/post/50451694188/yes-this-is-what-i-was-looking-for-i-forgot-to">slimmeroo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>YES this is what I was looking for. I forgot to mention that it’s made by Titmouse, the folks who did Motorcity. I fucking love this short.</p> </blockquote>http://snailmensch.tumblr.com/post/51334515290http://snailmensch.tumblr.com/post/51334515290Sat, 25 May 2013 15:14:50 -0700nsfwvidyaanimationmental-illness related if you have Issues w that<p>eats like 700 calories of ice cream</p>http://snailmensch.tumblr.com/post/51333724404http://snailmensch.tumblr.com/post/51333724404Sat, 25 May 2013 15:03:02 -0700unabashed vocalating<p>what a cool thing</p>http://snailmensch.tumblr.com/post/51332743430http://snailmensch.tumblr.com/post/51332743430Sat, 25 May 2013 14:48:44 -0700unabashed vocalating<p>the thing worked but im gonna test another <!-- more --> thing</p>http://snailmensch.tumblr.com/post/51332729293http://snailmensch.tumblr.com/post/51332729293Sat, 25 May 2013 14:48:31 -0700unabashed vocalating<p>im testing a <!-- more --> thing</p>http://snailmensch.tumblr.com/post/51332683257http://snailmensch.tumblr.com/post/51332683257Sat, 25 May 2013 14:47:29 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/117d9ddfdab771c90928a0c403ecbfdf/tumblr_mid7m7gzYh1r7xtrqo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://snailmensch.tumblr.com/post/51330623396http://snailmensch.tumblr.com/post/51330623396Sat, 25 May 2013 14:18:06 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/acc50d412d7dc9768ef536cc12ba43a1/tumblr_mnbmbgNbU51qzbku2o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9c979ee7cc7b6be21e1de32f05c078c2/tumblr_mnbmbgNbU51qzbku2o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b9a6aa71a88c5e2cdb6f90b1db98e51a/tumblr_mnbmbgNbU51qzbku2o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4357e0306602c4fec7c9eed565721b32/tumblr_mnbmbgNbU51qzbku2o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rumpshaker.tumblr.com/post/51248669907">rumpshaker</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Here’s my “perfectly <em>IMPERFECT</em> fabulous dud” giveaway! These are slightly imperfect yet fully functional items that have some minor detail that bothers me to the point where I don’t feel comfortable listing them in <strong><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/savoirs?ref=pr_shop_more">my etsy shop</a></strong>. </p> <p><strong>What’s wrong with the items above?</strong> air bubbles + a dust speck, scratched mold that makes a scratched cast, and the worst offender, sunken glitter. So I’m giving them away if you want them!</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Rules:</strong> Just reblog for a chance to win. You <strong>don’t</strong> have to be following me. I’ll choose TWO winners on Monday (5/27), and the two of you will receive these three imperfect bone shaped hair clips. </p> </blockquote> <p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/savoirs?ref=pr_shop_more">If damaged goods aren’t your thing, I sell these in pristine condition</a> for $4 and $5 each ;)</p> </blockquote>http://snailmensch.tumblr.com/post/51330435600http://snailmensch.tumblr.com/post/51330435600Sat, 25 May 2013 14:15:22 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d7e79c4ba44a4e920a880a559f1907e5/tumblr_mn6337AVSA1qj8rggo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3125ce61d410a08f1b250af3c83b4f05/tumblr_mn6337AVSA1qj8rggo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://snailmensch.tumblr.com/post/51329957061http://snailmensch.tumblr.com/post/51329957061Sat, 25 May 2013 14:08:25 -0700face<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://disneyprincest.tumblr.com/post/50461555508/i-hate-when-you-voluntarily-tell-your-parents-some">disneyprincest</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again </p> </blockquote>http://snailmensch.tumblr.com/post/51328268961http://snailmensch.tumblr.com/post/51328268961Sat, 25 May 2013 13:43:53 -0700<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/522d2fc550dc194f15dcd05dbe9a259f/tumblr_inline_mndfcj14Fr1qlii82.jpg"/></p>http://snailmensch.tumblr.com/post/51326998777http://snailmensch.tumblr.com/post/51326998777Sat, 25 May 2013 13:25:24 -0700<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/HfmOD5jImOs?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://serotonical.tumblr.com/post/37896516356/how-to-break-out-of-a-zip-tie-potentially">serotonical</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>How to break out of a zip-tie- potentially life-saving information</p> </blockquote>http://snailmensch.tumblr.com/post/51323498392http://snailmensch.tumblr.com/post/51323498392Sat, 25 May 2013 12:34:34 -0700neat<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3a871e4ed6d161050a98829bbebfbb92/tumblr_mnd52orusW1s91omfo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2c6ede97baabd4ad107fe185baae5a30/tumblr_mnd52orusW1s91omfo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/222cb36b7d9fd0e1b3ed268c437bdd3d/tumblr_mnd52orusW1s91omfo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://snailmensch.tumblr.com/post/51323271049http://snailmensch.tumblr.com/post/51323271049Sat, 25 May 2013 12:31:15 -0700pmmmsame♂: I am a boy who has a crush on you<br /> ♀: I am a girl who has a crush on you<br /> ∞: I am other who has a crush on you<br /> ✂: Just delete your tumblr already<br /> ✌: You’re awesome<br /> ♡: I love your blog<br /> ❁: You’re beautiful<br /> ✓: I hate you<br /> ☹: You’re ugly<br /> ☀: I want to fuck you<br /> ♬: I wish we were close<br /> ♧: I wish we were friends in real life<br /> ☆: I relate to a lot of the same things you go through<br /> ☮: You inspire me<br /> ☾: We should kiss maybe if you wanna that'd be great<br /> ✖: I would give you the greatest hug<br /> ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ: Bearshttp://snailmensch.tumblr.com/post/51323201953http://snailmensch.tumblr.com/post/51323201953Sat, 25 May 2013 12:30:16 -0700y notask meme<p><a href="http://yall.tumblr.com/post/51283078668/the-fact-that-feminism-is-so-easily-and-acceptably" class="tumblr_blog">yall</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>The fact that feminism is so easily and acceptably disparaged is why feminism exists</p></blockquote>http://snailmensch.tumblr.com/post/51322791604http://snailmensch.tumblr.com/post/51322791604Sat, 25 May 2013 12:24:12 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2416d678da1366d07b449ba622c54786/tumblr_mnacn4l2951rnbfjio1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3ca061f4b227b9ce35aef6e70be6e832/tumblr_mnacn4l2951rnbfjio2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fc907b46e77c4032d4eddadb3607ff88/tumblr_mnacn4l2951rnbfjio3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/581d77719062bc9dff7cf9e2e41e2201/tumblr_mnacn4l2951rnbfjio4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a47fdfe190ccf18b49b5538754b8d0d6/tumblr_mnacn4l2951rnbfjio5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://snakesandbondage.tumblr.com/post/51305925154/thathugelobster-after-seven-bluth-less-years">snakesandbondage</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thathugelobster.tumblr.com/post/51275607108/after-seven-bluth-less-years-the-wait-is-finally">thathugelobster</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><em><span>After seven Bluth-less years the wait is finally over, and Hypable is here to help you celebrate </span><span>Arrested Development</span><span>’s season 4 with a sugar rush. Check out the show’s drinking game <a href="http://www.hypable.com/2013/05/23/arrested-development-season-4-drinking-game/">here.</a></span></em></p> </blockquote> <p>Alex next time we are so doing this</p> </blockquote> <p>Doin this with vodka tonight hollaaa</p> </blockquote>http://snailmensch.tumblr.com/post/51322352612http://snailmensch.tumblr.com/post/51322352612Sat, 25 May 2013 12:17:48 -0700arrested devalcohol t